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| Tom Rossi married the choreographer; there isn’t much else to say. Trophy husbands and nepotism, it's an old story. |
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| For those of you worried about your safety in the event of worldwide catastrophe, including but not limited to: government bioweapons testing gone wrong, global EMP returning us all to the stone age, or zombie apocalypse, then Dave Eggars is your man. An accomplished cellist, Dave also happens to own and operate Survive This, a catchall supply store for all of your paranoid needs. Business has been slow however, due to his insistence that the shop relocate to a new, undisclosed location each week. |
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| Michael Hewitt’s turn with Poon marks the final stage of his official presentation to society as a debutante. Formally schooled at Our Lady of Divine Sorrow, in Patterson, NJ, Michael has the charm and fine manners of any proper gentleman. After giving up on his quest to civilize the cast, or at least get them to eat with utensils, he now looks to each performance as an opportunity to discover an audience member, preferably not terribly inebriated, with whom he could make a suitable match. |
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| Shane Shanahan is a temp from the Beat Our Boys drum placement agency. While the length of his engagement with us is not specified in his contract, Poon made sure to opt for the full insurance package, as the dancers tend to abuse the rentals. In concert with Jordana's latest imaginary work TOOSH, she felt that Shane would do a wonderful job heading up the show's air jam band, Too Good To Play who are set to open for Spinal Tap during their European "Lick My Love Pump" Tour. |
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| If Rich Stein looks familiar to you, then most likely you were a fan of the hit 80s sitcom Toby and MaGoo. In the titular character of 10 year old Toby Plotter, Rich captured the hearts of America with his dimpled cheeks and wide-eyed naiveté. Alongside Magoo, the cantankerous yet magical goat that teaches him about life, Toby never failed to make us laugh with his catchphrase, “Well butter my biscuits!” Upon request, Rich will be happy to sign autographs. |
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